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Angry Sausage Club - Est. Always Mad Graphic Tee
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Angry Sausage Club - Est. Always Mad Graphic Tee

Color: Heather Orange
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$29.99
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★★★★★ Dog Approved!

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer than most people you'll meet today. Strong enough to survive being used as a dog towel. Pre-shrunk, because unlike your social circle, this shirt stays consistent.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight enough that you won't overheat when your dog decides your lap is their new favorite spot. People-optional. Dog-approved.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed and roomy, because who needs fitted clothes when you're spending quality time with a dog instead of people? Fits most humans. Loved by all dogs.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching everywhere that matters, because this shirt needs to outlast your friendships. Your dog will still love you. This shirt will still fit you. People? Who knows.

Seamless Collar - No center crease, no weird bunching. Stays smooth even when your dog uses your shoulder as a chin rest for the 47th time today. Unlike people, it won't let you down.

Tear-Away Label - Rip that tag out and forget it existed, just like you do with party invitations. Tagless comfort for people who'd rather stay home with their dog anyway.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - If you don't love it, we'll refund you. No guilt trip, no fake concern, no "let's stay friends." Unlike people, we mean it.

Printed in the USA - Made right here in America by people who probably also have dogs and understand why you bought this shirt in the first place.

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.