Everything here is designed for people who live with someone who happens to be a poodle. He probably has thoughts about it. We're not asking.
FAQs
Where are you located?
We print in the USA — Florida and Texas, specifically. Not that he cares where it ships from. He cares that it arrives.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Standard Poodle owners exist everywhere. The shirts will find you. Shipping costs vary by location — check our shipping policy for details, or add something to your cart and see what happens.
Either way, it's coming.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes. Once your order ships you'll receive a tracking number.
Unlike your poodle, it will tell you exactly where it is.
What materials are your products made of?
Our shirts are printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, soft from the first wear. US cotton, ethically grown, OEKO-TEX certified.
Tear-away label. Classic fit. Holds up to whatever he decides to do to it.
Heather colorways are a cotton/poly blend — check individual product pages for specific fabric breakdowns by color.
Free Shipping
On all orders over $75
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Sustainable Materials
US cotton, ethically grown
Easy 30-Day Returns
Hassle-free returns