Standard Issue Collection

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Everything here is designed for people who live with someone who happens to be a poodle. He probably has thoughts about it. We're not asking.

FAQs

Where are you located?

We print in the USA — Florida and Texas, specifically. Not that he cares where it ships from. He cares that it arrives.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Standard Poodle owners exist everywhere. The shirts will find you. Shipping costs vary by location — check our shipping policy for details, or add something to your cart and see what happens.

Either way, it's coming.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships you'll receive a tracking number.

Unlike your poodle, it will tell you exactly where it is.

What materials are your products made of?

Our shirts are printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, soft from the first wear. US cotton, ethically grown, OEKO-TEX certified.

Tear-away label. Classic fit. Holds up to whatever he decides to do to it.

Heather colorways are a cotton/poly blend — check individual product pages for specific fabric breakdowns by color.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $75

Secure Checkout

100% Encrypted & Private

Sustainable Materials

US cotton, ethically grown

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns