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He approved my application - Unisex Tee
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  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
  • He approved my application - Unisex Tee
 
He approved my application - Unisex Tee

He approved my application - Unisex Tee

Color: White
Size: Please choose a size
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The paperwork was standard. The evaluation was not.

Most adoptions involve a home visit. His involved sustained eye contact, a period of deliberate silence, and what can only be described as a preliminary assessment.

You passed. Probably.

Printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, 4.5 oz, soft from the first wear. OEKO-TEX certified. Tear-away label. Classic fit, true to size. Available in multiple colors. His color preference was not consulted. We considered it.
$29.99
First order ships free — use code FIRSTORDER at checkout.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Soft from the first wear. Holds up through whatever he decides to put you through. Pre-shrunk, because the arrangement has enough variables already.

Breathable Fabric
Lightweight enough for daily wear. He has opinions about your wardrobe. This one he'd approve of. Probably.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit
Relaxed fit, consistent sizing. Wear it confidently. He'll assess it regardless.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability
Double-needle stitching throughout. Built to outlast the evaluation period. Which, as far as we can tell, is ongoing.

Seamless Collar
No center crease. Stays composed even when he decides your shoulder is his. Which he will.

Tear-Away Label
Remove it and forget it existed. He'll never mention it. He's focused on other things.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Guarantee
If it's not right, we'll make it right. No drama. No extended negotiation. Just a straightforward resolution — which is more than can be said for most arrangements around here.

Printed in the USA
Printed in Florida and Texas. Ships to your door. He has no comment on the logistics. He rarely does.

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Made for the arrangement you're in.

Soft enough to wear every day. Durable enough to handle whatever he puts you through. Made in the USA and built to last.

He hasn't reviewed it formally. The verdict is pending.

FAQs

Where are you located?

We print in the USA — Florida and Texas, specifically. Not that he cares where it ships from. He cares that it arrives.

For international orders we work with printers closer to you. Same standards. Different zip code.
Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Standard Poodle owners exist everywhere. The shirts will find you. Shipping costs vary by location — check our shipping policy for details, or add something to your cart and see what happens.

Either way, it's coming.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships you'll receive a tracking number.

Unlike your poodle, it will tell you exactly where it is.
What materials are your products made of?

Our shirts are printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, 4.5 oz, soft from the first wear. OEKO-TEX certified. Tear-away label. Classic fit.

Heather colorways are a cotton/poly blend — check individual product pages for specific fabric breakdowns by color.